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Neil: Oh, is that why you bought all those Smirnoff Ices earlier?
You should see your face!
What are you talking about?
You need to get down on one knee and chug it!
What? Why?
Cus you just got ICED!
I can have this? Thanks.

Marcos: What?
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
What does 'chug' mean? I can drink this? Thank you.

Maria: Did you turn the power off?
Yes!
Oh, is this something to do with that Smirnoff Ice game from earlier? Do I have to drink this now?
Yes.
I don't really like Smirnoff Ice. But thanks.
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Billie: *unintelligible mumbling*
You have to get on one knee and chug it.
*unintelligible mumbling*
Oh, and happy birthday!
Yeah… Thanks….And with that, I ran out of Smirnoff Ices. I was kinda hoping that someone would 'Ice Block' me, so I'd actually get to drink something, rather than just keep giving away free drinks to confused people. I guess I'll just have to keep playing!I suppose the cynics among you will think that this is all some huge marketing ploy thought up by the people at Smirnoff to move more alcopops. But whatever, that was definitely the funnest £6 worth of alcohol I've ever given away for free. And if it happens to raise a little brand awareness for Smirnoff, then so what? There's a recession on! Give 'em a break. Ya know?JAMIE LEE CURTIS TAETE