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Anon PG: Hi. ME: How are you feeling?
Anon PG: Uh. Fine? ME: Sure?
Anon PG: *stares blankly at iPhone* ME: You know it’s a full moon tonight?
Anon PG: omg! oohhh yeah I feel kind of.. Crazy! My nipples are swollen. I’m hungry! Are you hungry? These arbitrary responses became quite tedious after a while, because a) I’m not a trained psychologist, and b) I’m not a trained psychologist. Whether or not these girls were reeling from the gravitational pull of the full moon in Libra and Mercury being in retrograde, or in fact, that string of words made about as much sense as Vanilla Sky, I couldn’t tell. What’s obvious is that there’s some kind of unspoken rule about being totally in-tune with your cosmic energy. But is there ANY proof? Finally, I asked my friend who went to Thailand in her gap year to catch STDs and be grownup what really happens at a Full Moon party. We all know about the general fire poi and ecstasy vibe, but if full moons really are so powerful when it comes to charging girls up, surely there would be a tonne of energy-drained guys lying around on the sand while crazed women hugged everyone and laughed manically at their lunar-induced super powers. Was this the case?
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