Remember when we told you about how phrenology was making a comeback? Well it turns out there's an even easier way to tell criminals apart from the Godly. Sex-criminals specifically. It turns out that with these perverts, the clue is in the title. Look at the weird-named weirdos we found here.James BumbargerJuan A ArsetaWalter WankoMichael O Gay
Ken Bender
George H TrumpettEric CockreamBarry A RaperBernard Bobo ClagonJames A HoleLamar BumpassFabian N Bump
Doyle Fuller FingerSad post-script: Our favourite one, Whurry Bumpers, doesn't have a picture or any details. Which also sort of defeats the point of a sex offenders register.
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