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- Do not tell your other friends that you and (person's name) are having sex. They will probably be creeped out. Also, they definitely won't want to hang out with the two of you together, because in their mind you are already a couple. And once you're a couple in other people's minds, it's only a matter of days until you change your Facebook status to "In a Relationship."- Do not have sex with someone you live with. Reasons for this should be obvious.- Lastly, do not bang anyone you want to stay friends with. This may sound bad, but don't worry, you probably didn't really want to be friends with that person anyways. You just wanted to have sex with them. If this seems crude, remember what Mahatma Ghandi famously said: "I don't have women friends. I just have women who I haven't yet had sex with."HANSON O'HAVER
