For the UK's new Guide to Festivals I "curated" my own "festival" called Monsters of Rocky. It was at a kid called Benson's house, and it ruled. F.O.G., the band I'm in with William Trill, played live and didn't suck as much as we should considering we had no working mic. To get the festival vibe going we covered a bunch of metal classics including "Too Old Too Cold" (twice, actually), "Possessed By Black Fucking Metal," "Back In Black," and, er, "Tourette's."
F.O.G. are the phoenix from the flames of last year's unholy gash metal pioneers Shitting Fists, who are currently on hiatus due to the the disappearance of their drummer and the deportation, incarceration, and spontaneous combustion of three former bassists. Our buddy Fenriz had a listen to the mp3 below and sent us the following message:
A little less angry and you'd INVOLUNTARILY sound like THE MENTORS!
(I've got a Mentors button on one of my denim vests.)
†SHITTING FISTS†, "I Hate You Twice" (live)