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MELBOURNE - EDDY CURRENT AT THE ESPY

Melbourne's golden boys, Eddy current Suppression Ring are going to play to the people for money at the Esplanade Hotel tonight. They have just released an album full of songs you can listen to with your ears while you have sex with your boyfriend. It's called Primary Colors. It's not bad if you like the Fall and other white music with an incessant sloppy sex beat running through it's veins. Two-note diddies for the drooling, lo-fi-worshiping hate-mongers. A perfect marriage between Velvets and The Victims. Tonight's happy get-together is almost sold out so get there early, children, or you will be outside with a frown on your face contemplating whether or not to take a cheese-grater to your special private parts. Plus, if you get inside tonight you can see Melbourne ragers, Cut Sick, and dream-weavers, St. Helens, prepare or bore the crowd. It could go either way, you've been to a show before! Shit starts at 9pm.