It’s rare enough these days hearing something on NPR that doesn’t make our teeth involuntarily clench together like a vise, but I can’t think of the last time someone on there said something to which we were like, "Thank you. Finally." For years we’ve had to endure the onslaught of idiots touting that "doctors say you should drink eight glasses of water a day" line and walking around with multiple Nalgene bottles lashed to their backpacks like they just stumbled out of the Atacama. Having told ourselves countless times "that is totally just a number some guy made up and dipshits cling to because it’s ‚Äòstatistical’" we cannot describe how good it’ll feel to finally call them out on their bullshit with something a little stronger than "nyoctors nyay nyou nyould nyink nyeight nyasses of nyater a nyay."That story was almost enough to wash the taste of this crap from last week out of our mouths. Everyone of us at this office have worked in the service industry at some point in our lives, and yes, you should always tip bartenders, especially when you get a drink for free, 15% is a minimum, people who don’t tip are generally well-off shits etc. etc. We all agree on that. But I’m sorry, people who complain about bad tipping to anybody but co-workers or people at the bar within a few minutes of getting jilted on a tip are the absolute worst. At least this girl wasn’t a fucking "barista," but still. The flip-side to the "don’t go out if you can’t afford to tip" coin is and forever shall be "don’t work for tips if you can’t afford to not bore your friends to tears every time you have an off night."Sidenote: Can people please stop describing what clothes their subjects have on to fill out the opening paragraph. I know it seems "writerly" and all, but I get the feeling approximately 0.0000% of readers gleaned anything of significance from the fact that a bartender decided to wear a sweater.