It's still a month or so til our reviewers are allowed back into the print version of Vice so here are a couple more CD reviews to help tide them and you over.
CHICKS ON SPEED
The Cutting Edge
CHICKS ON SPEED RECORDSIt's accepted by most Historians that the death of Modernism was when someone flicked the switch on the gas chambers at Auschwitz, using logic and calculations to justify one of the worst human atrocities of the 20th century. It's rather fitting that a German-originated band would also symbolically cause the death of Post-Modernism with this turd of Triple-layered irony.BENJAMIN THOMSON
SONY MUSIC / JIVEThis record sounds like someone took a bunch of Tone Loc b-sides, put them through a classic rock filter on Garage-Band, then overdubbed the vocals with the guy from Wheatus. This may seem unlikely, but if you're ever unlucky enough to hear it, I'm positive you'll agree. Signing this band would've been similar to betting on a tumour to kill a guy. It's good odds but terrible musical karma.THE DEAN
ENPSYCHLOPEDIOPSRemember Isis before they turned into a bunch of Yoga-Metal playing pussies? These guys do.BENJAMIN THOMSON
The Cutting Edge
CHICKS ON SPEED RECORDSIt's accepted by most Historians that the death of Modernism was when someone flicked the switch on the gas chambers at Auschwitz, using logic and calculations to justify one of the worst human atrocities of the 20th century. It's rather fitting that a German-originated band would also symbolically cause the death of Post-Modernism with this turd of Triple-layered irony.
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ENPSYCHLOPEDIOPSRemember Isis before they turned into a bunch of Yoga-Metal playing pussies? These guys do.BENJAMIN THOMSON
