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The Animals Issue

Two-faced!

Let your two-faced kitten die, and you have two choices: Bury it in the backyard or put its body up on eBay with a starting bid of $10,000.

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Sire a living, breathing two-faced kitten and the NY Post and the Drudge Report will beat a path to your door. Let your two-faced kitten die, and you have two choices: Bury it in the backyard or put its body up on eBay with a starting bid of $10,000. “The world would probably like to know why we’re putting Gemini up on eBay,” Snow Wolf Bluetear said as we drove along the twists of the Little River toward Roseburg, Oregon. He is a heavyset man of mixed heritage: Tarascan Indian, Spanish, and Chirakawa Apache. He has bristly hair that’s graying at his temples, worn over a neatly trimmed mustache. His dark skin is embroidered with tattoos and scars. He served in the Navy in the late 70s, when he believes he was exposed to Agent Orange. He lives on $390 of Social Security a month.
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