The Catholic Guilt Issue hits the streets on Monday and brother, we've really outdone ourselves this time. Although the temptation to read this whole issue in a single, blissful afternoon will be almost unbearable, we urge you to devote the time and attention to each article that you would to a recently unearthed holy scroll. The cover alone should take the insightful observer at least an hour to discover all the subtle symbolism Jim Krewson has stuffed in there.Or shit, just read the whole thing in one sitting you greedy bastard you. It'll still be good, and while you'll probably miss a couple layers of meaning, you'll get the gist of it. The cover's up yonder, basking in holy light, for you to pour over until you can get your hands on the rest of it, and here's a wordrope with a lot of stuff from the issue in it:Danziginterviewpsychadelicgodalexanderschulginspringbreakwithtigershypnotizedladiesgaypowercouplesbret
eastonellissloanecrosleyshortstoryvideogamesfreezingbredomorstoel'scorpse.All these here places will be weighed down with Catholic Guilt next week.
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