It's a funny thing to tell people that I've been fired from my last four jobs, but it's true. The only thing that makes me feel better about being fired so frequently is reading in some magazine that Miranda July used to get fired all of the time as well. Lately I have been going through a crisis where I'm trying to figure out what sort of person I am. What does it say about my character that I get canned left and right? I conclude that it has something to do with the fact that I don't like to sit on my asshole doing stupid crap all day under fluorescent lighting. Am I right?
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