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Shit, Indian kids are my favourite. They are cute, they are well behaved, and they have names I can't even think about pronouncing. Bonus points for British ones who sound like extras in Harry Potter2. MEXICAN KIDS
There is nothing I love more than throwing in a little Spanglish while helping a boy named Jesus figure out if he should colour the casa roja or amarilla.3. BLACK KIDS
Black kids are by far the funniest. My 8-year-olds would constantly be blasting Lil Wayne's "Lollipop" on their mp3 players during field trips and my camera from student teaching is filled with pictures of my kids fanning out their lunch money like it's hundred dollar bills and they are on a Cash Money Millionaires CD cover. Now if only they would stop beating the shit out of each other in school…4. ASIAN KIDS
Totally cute and make me want to either bang an Asian dude and make the new John and Kate Plus 8, or go on an adoption spree in Cambodia. On the down side, sometimes they're boring because they hardly ever talk.5. WHITE KIDS
White kids are lame. I usually like poor kids, but poor white kids are just dirty and gross, and rich white kids won't shut the fuck up about how many times their family is going to Disney World and then their moms start bitching to me about how their kid isn't getting enough attention. Definitely the most dud-like and least fun… for now!BGEB
BGebs' blog is a life-affirming account of one American's journey in supply teaching on Brick Lane, banging the guy from the Virgins, and staving off gout.
