Last night was the Vice Toronto Christmas party which decimated our staff, so today we spent the whole day with a colouring book of porn that our friend Mallory Diaczun drew. The book is awesome. It has erotic line drawings of everything from penetration to licking to toys to blowjobs. If you want a copy you can pick it up at the Drake Hotel's General store. Check out some of the pages from the book, all coloured in and everything, after the jump. We also asked everyone in the office to tell us about their drawer-ings.Hey Jon, that's a really good facial shot you coloured in. Did it turn you on?
Jon: I got really into colouring this picture. I haven't done any creative drawing in a long time, so even though it's just colouring, I got into it. The subject matter made me want to be the man in the belt, but then I made him black, so I wouldn't get too involved mentally. I think the picture is probably from a porn movie where a buff wrestler is driving and he sees a damsel in distress, so he pulls over and fixes her flat. Of course, the lady goes to her purse to pay the sexy wild man for his efforts only to find she has no money. She then says some smooth line like "Is there anything else I can do for you?" and then you know how it goes. This is obviously the last pornographic scene before he high tails it off into the sunset to beat the shit out some other juice monkey.What do you think about colouring porn Vishana?Vishana: Colouring makes me feel super nostalgic. The fact that it's porn makes it more fun because while your mind is wandering aimlessly through the colouring job, but then you realize you've actually just been thinking about sex the whole time. Sex and colouring is double the fun.That's a nice lesbian scene you coloured Jackie, how do you feel about it?Jackie: Unfortunately, I didn't pick one that featured much genitalia, so I really liked colouring the hair best. Actually, no. Colouring the nipple was the best part. I wish mine were that colour.Nick, nice work on the ass detail. How'd you like working on this project?Nick: It's like auto-erotic, I got a boner. I tickled my choda.Whoa! This is all photoshoppy. Did this turn you on, Chris?Chris: I'm gay, so i didn't know what colour to make the pussy, but I picked this one because of the giant dick. Also, ginger pubes are funny.Are you going to need a bathroom break after doing this Patrick?Patrick: Colouring these in was fun because it was like bringing a dead porn star to life. Giving a hot porn slut her animating principle feels really good, and I was even able to stay within the lines! This is important, as I have poor motor skills.
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