We were just in Las Vegas last week for the Magic tradeshow, and while we can't in good conscience recommend that anyone go to this nexus of most things tacky, overpriced, and wrong with America of their own volition, we figured it would be a good service to put together a provisional guide for those unfortunates who through job obligations or shitty friends or willful ignorance have already sealed their fate. So please, feel free to print yourself out a copy of our advice for having fun in the least-fun world capital of fun in the world, and god save you and keep you from his frat-hordes.Read THE VICE GUIDE TO LAS VEGAS
