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WHOA, HUFFPO IS ACTUALLY ON OUR JOCKS!

OK, I don't know if you believe in God or space shuttles or voodoo or whatever, but something really spooky just happened. About 30 minutes ago I put up a link to

an interview the Huffington Post did with Shane Smith about Liberia

and titled it "Huffpo Is On Our Jock." Meaning, of course, that the Huffington Post likes our content and is promoting us, not literally that we have a boner and the Huffington Post is really excited by this fact. TEN MINUTES LATER

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this

went up in Huffington Post's style section. It's about how they like our

Work Hard, Play Hard fashion spread

from this month's issue. You know, the one where all the models have RAGING fucking HARD-ONs???! I can't tell if I'm at the nexus of some sort of synergistical psycholinguic planetary alignment of the cosmos or Huffpo's just got some kid on staff who spends his morning railing speed and looking for colloquial phrases to literalize. Either way, right now I feel like the conduit for some pretty heavy, transdimensional-type power whose capabilities I'm only beginning to understand. It's like I just slipped the missing shard into the Dark Crystal. Only time will tell whether good or evil shall come from this discovery. For now, let's see what happens when we try this little sentence out, "The

New York Times

sucks our ass." BABY BALLS