A group of 3rd-graders were discovered smoking pot in a bathroom of their elementary school. How did this happen?! #PotBust
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) March 7, 2014
A mom-of-3 plows her minivan into the ocean w/her kids inside—2 heard screaming “mommy’s trying to kill us!” We have the video #OceanMom
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) March 6, 2014
Her body was found on the side of the road in a trashbag, just like garbage. Somebody knows something about #Chanel #NGM
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) March 1, 2014
Who would think that you bring home a pet mouse & then you die? #RatBiteFever
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) February 27, 2014
I can hardly cook a pot of macaroni & cheese—so how did this mom allegedly help kill & dismember her hubby’s former lover?! #DismemberedMom
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) January 30, 2014
If you don’t consider the actual dead children and burned-alive mothers who form the basis for Grace’s material, her Twitter is laugh-out-loud funny in a pitch-black way. A hashtag like #MurderForPizza jerks the laughter out of you involuntarily, like Anthony Jeselnik's best lines.It's preferable to look at @NancyGraceHLN as a joke, or more specifically the feed of a Twitter comedian who tells gruesome stories in the character of a ghoulish, paranoid, hashtag-spouting newscaster. If you can't do that—and she is talking about actual people who really were tortured or killed or kidnapped, after all—you can try viewing the account as an expression of some grotesque id lurking under the internet's collective consciousness. It suggests a world where all we want to know about is the depraved, inhuman acts our neighbors could be performing at this very second. We know that this vision of the world as a place of constant, unspeakable cruelty is insane, but we recognize it just enough to laugh at it..@NancyGraceHLN You masturbate to fresh corpses. Murder excites you sexually. Your pupils dilate when you hear of a kidnapping.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) September 26, 2012
“Not an orgy,” they say! Who wants to go naked to a bouncy-house party? @DrBethanyLive says: “Someone who wants to get laid” #PervyPJParty
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) February 7, 2014
That detached way of looking at the things she tweets runs counter to the spirit they were written in, however. "There's no irony there," Jeb wrote to me in an email. "I've been reading her off and on for three years, and you never catch a wink sneaking through."It's Nancy Grace herself who's behind the Twitter account's temperament, naturally—that kind of self-serious nuttery can't be faked. A spokesman for the Nancy Grace show (who said the host was unavailable for comment) told me, “Nancy is definitely the driving force behind all her social media accounts and is deliberate in creating content and hashtags that spark conversations for justice.”By any metric, Grace is adept at using Twitter; she's amassed more than 400,000 followers and practically forces people to talk about her and her show. A 2012 piece on Slacktory praised Grace's Twitter strategy, saying, “The rigorous use of hashtags and pull quotes for every story, the way that social media editorial format is followed strictly with no variations, is an astounding feat in a world where most news organizations are still struggling to identify basic best practices in the social media landscape.” It also said that the account “paints a picture of Nancy Grace as a screaming schizophrenic lunatic,” but that's the price you pay for creating viral content.This guy was allegedly masturbating & placing his sperm in all these vials—you know he likely did it more than once a month! #SpermSwap?
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) January 16, 2014
A child sex predator is on the run after slicing off his ankle monitor! Join the manhunt now #PedophileAlert
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) February 26, 2014
#AmandaBynes was allegedly so high & so addicted to pot that she was bringing in people off the street to help her get high! #Marijuana
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) January 14, 2014
You can, of course, critique Nancy Grace the Twitter feed on the same grounds as Nancy Grace the TV show or Nancy Grace the person. Her insistence that she's "speaking for the victim" or whatnot is undercut by the fact that the victim is often a dead baby who was thrown in a convenience-store trash can. A lot of times, all she's doing is trying to send someone, anyone, to jail.Cops say a 13-yr-old runs over & kills a baby girl—the dad riding shotgun next to her! Was pot to blame? #YoungAndReckless?
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) January 23, 2014
This precious girl was only 5, allegedly forced to drink soda until she died of acute fluid intoxication & brain swelling! #DrinkTillYouDie
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) February 11, 2014
This mom was carved up like a deer in hunting season #FetusSnatcher?
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) January 31, 2014
A significant portion of Nancy Grace's Twitter audience exists in a state of knowing cynicism, where a hashtag like #FetusSnatcher could never accompany a serious sentiment. When they're retweeting her for shock value or the bizarrely funny quality of her stuff, they don't care that she's in deadly earnest about everything she does. And I doubt that Grace particularly cares that some of her tweets go viral because people think they're the product of a disturbed mind—in a world full of child diddlers and murderers hiding next door, every little bit of fearmongering helps."If you start with the assumption that Nancy Grace views herself as this moral crusader at the ramparts of civilization, holding back barbarism with the force of her outrage, then everything makes sense," said Jeb. "The hashtags that we laugh at aren't creepily exploitive: They're what happens when a person in media realizes that short, pithy rhyming nicknames for events have a 'stickiness' in readers' minds and help to virally propagate this critical message about law and justice. When Nancy Grace writes '#RatBiteFever,' I'm certain she thinks that she's only helping, and I hope she never stops."Follow Harry Cheadle on Twitter, but more importantly, follow Nancy Grace.How can it be that, in a nice neighborhood, there are children allegedly being put in cages? What kind of country do we live in? #CagedGirl?
— Nancy Grace (@NancyGraceHLN) February 26, 2014