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This Georgia Bro Was Detained After Spraying a Woman in the Face with 'Liquid Ass'

Twenty-year-old Blake Zengo from Georgia faces disorderly conduct charges after he unleashed a can of toot juice in a crowded bar he wasn't even old enough to be drinking in.
April 15, 2016, 8:57pm

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A young man was detained in Georgia last weekend after unloading a can of fart spray into a crowded bar that he wasn't even old enough to be drinking in, the Washington Post reports.

The culprit in question is a 20-year-old guy from Georgia named Blake Zengo. Zengo—not the protagonist of a Philip K. Dick book like his name might suggest—was taken into custody after a woman told police she was just one of many who had fallen victim to a spritz of his toot juice inside of a bar.

When police questioned Zengo, he drunkenly denied the whole thing, even though police saw him at the bar's patio and noticed people rushing out of the bar, according to the Athens-Clarke County police report. Back at the station, police found the incriminated can of "Liquid Ass" in Zengo's pocket and dutifully placed it into evidence.

Although the poor woman—whose eyeballs are still probably soaked with agonizing ass stench—decided not to press charges, Zengo faces disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and underage consumption of alcohol charges, and all his frat bros will most likely dub him "Fart Garfunkel" as retribution.

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