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This Adventurous Teen Somehow Got His Balls Stuck in a Power Tool

A tool-loving 19-year-old became a cautionary tale after getting amorous with a handheld electrical grinder.
May 6, 2016, 5:44pm

It's 2016, which means there is an overwhelming number of exciting gadgets you can put your junk into if you want a good time, including spandex diapers and robot vaginas, but one teenager was so bored or desperate that he attempted to fool around with a power tool, resulting in predictable consequences.

In what can only logically be interpreted as an attempt at recreating a dance bit from Magic Mike XXL, an Australian 19-year-old wound up getting his balls entangled in a handheld electrical grinder Friday, the Daily Telegraph reports. (Apparently young people actually do want to fuck, they just don't know what to do sex with.)

This story ends as happily as it could: Paramedics arrived, and the tool-loving teen was taken to a nearby hospital and is currently in stable condition.

Good thing testicles are actually pretty durable and hard to shatter entirely—if you do pop one, it's a fairly easy fix. Next time, just try a vibrating ball sack, bro.

Photo via Flickr user John Morgan

Read: What Exactly Happens When You Pop a Testicle and How to Fix It