Leicester's Jamie Vardy and Christian Fuchs Play Russian Easter Egg Roulette

Say you're Leicester City right now. You came up from relegation two years ago, your odds of winning the Premier League Championship were set to 5000:1, and yet you cannot stop winning. So what do you do with your free time? The answer is: whatever the hell you want. As goes the phrase Christian Fuchs coined: no fuchs given.

So today, to celebrate the resurrection of a certain jewish zombie we all know, Christian Fuchs and red-hot Jamie Vardy decided to play an Easter version of a classic: Russian Egg Roulette. It's a simple game, really. Six eggs, three of them are raw, three of them hard boiled. You smash eggs selected at random on the other dude's head, and the first person to get two raw eggs smashed on them loses.

The only suspicious catch to Fuchs' iteration of this game is that no egg came up hard boiled. It was three raws in a row. If it was a trick, it's not the best one to play, given the fact whoever draws first will win. In this case, a lucky Jamie Vardy. The man simply cannot lose right now.