“JAY FROM 5IVE HAS MORE ARTISTIC INTEGRITY THAN DENNIS LYXZEN”

Remember last week when I was moaning about not getting typed and neatly folded hate mail in the post anymore, after this “YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN POP MUSIC” postal rant got mailed round our office? Welp, dreams do come true, ‘cos a week later I got this streamlined helping of vitriol aimed at aging bands and their lethargic, cash-cow milking reunion tours. God bless you ‘Yours ever sincerely’.