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How to Upgrade Your Bathroom to Spa Status for Less Than $100

Your john, commode, powder room, or whatever you wanna call it should be a place of solace, not scare away the people you want to date.
The Best Bathroom Upgrades for Less Than $100
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All the best stuff for under $100.

Welcome to Under a Hundo, where your faithful VICE editors find the best versions of anything and everything you're desperately seeking—all for under $100. Whether it’s fancy knives, instant-vacation-vibes patio furniture, or suspiciously underpriced ghost-hunting equipment, we’ve got your thrifty needs covered.


Well, folks, we've been cooped up for a while now, and like a frog in boiling water, many of us have let our living spaces devolve into grimy, tiny-hair-dusted dens of sludgitude and disarray. Just because you haven't had anyone over in, awhile months doesn't mean that they're never coming back. The time for home improvements is now, and your personal loo is no exception. 

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"But it's not my fault that my bathroom is gross," you may say. "I have roommates! I've been busy! My bathroom hasn't been updated since 1993, my landlord is an asshole, my cabinetry is ugly AF, the tiling is hideous!" HELLO! We’ve all been there (some of us are still there), and today we can help, and for cheap. We, too, have had to rent an apartment whose bathroom loves to spread its dingiest goddamn wings in matters of hardware, lighting, and general ambiance. No more. It's time to scour off that soap scum and make it nice in there. After all, the bathroom, toothpaste-flecked as it may be, is an important place in our lives. 

We’re still riding that “new year, new us” motivational wave, so we're going for the gold by doing a little step-by-step upgrading of our salles de bain, from the walls to the floor to the lighting. And best of all, every single one of these jazzy and pizzazzy bathroom upgrades is under $100. 


Make staring at yourself more fun

Somehow, the place where we pee is also the designated spot in the house for staring at our mugs. Remember when everyone was spray foam/slug trailing their mirrors? Well, you could do that! Or, you could find a mirror that, as we once overheard this really fried dude say at a bar, “has a vibe on its own turf,” like asymmetrical shapes that will bring instant interest and less rigidity to the most meh of walls, and textured non-IKEA composite wood (no shade; We love you) materials that will make your home feel a little more grown up (with a streak of "loose cannon" energy).   


$99.99$89.99 at Amazon

$99.99$89.99 at Amazon

$124$86.80 at Etsy

$124$86.80 at Etsy
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This woven basket-style mirror is great for adding a little pizzaz to the water closet. It’s visually interesting without being distracting.


$315$93.99 at Wayfair

$315$93.99 at Wayfair

Get a bathmat that makes you feel good naked

When you emerge from the shower like the fully steamed, sexy clam you are, it’s really nice to feel the plushy embrace of a bath mat that doesn’t look like it rolled out of a college RA’s dorm. It’s also so easy to love rugs, but so hard for our wallets to love rugs, and treating yourself to a railroad-apartment-bathroom-sized graphic mat is a great way to scratch that itch. 

When you find a super non-slip semi-shag with a relaxing color palette, don’t let it go. 


$40 at West Elm

$40 at West Elm

$39$34 at Urban Outfitters

$39$34 at Urban Outfitters

It’s kinda whack that we even think our bath mats all have to be cloth. The lattice-work design of this bamboo mat looks really chic and will dry quicker than most shag mats. 


$19.99 at Amazon

$19.99 at Amazon

Statement walls… #brave

Some walls give off the energy of a bunk scratch-and-sniff greeting card (ah, to be gifting in the 1990s). You can’t sledgehammer-facelift your bathroom, so opt for removable wallpaper; it’s idiot-proof, and looks, you know, “elevated.” Here are our favorites, from geometric 60s Esquire vibes to Kate Bush-energy dark florals.

The perfect vibe-match for the record player in the living room that you always get compliments on but only use once every six months.

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$76 at All Modern

$76 at All Modern

These arabesque leaves would definitely make Oscar Wilde die twice. Mucho sumptuous, but still feels lowkey. 


$59 at Urban Outfitters

$59 at Urban Outfitters

This wallpaper presents its own ecosystem of minimalist dots, marbled triangles, and palm fronds, bringing interest and depth without feeling overwhelming.  


$64.91$58.42 at Etsy

$64.91$58.42 at Etsy

Nice hand soap just makes you feel richer

If you haven’t already, do join the cult of fancy hand soaps that has been booming since the pandemic. The ethos is simple: We’re washing our hands a lot more (and realizing what dirty little rat bastards we were pre-COVID), and doing it with suds that smell like the vacation we wish we were currently on.  

No petrochemicals, no preservatives, just a citrus palm blast (lost Capri Sun flavor?) for you. This is a refreshing and bright option for those who wish they could live in a Japanese-candy-scented bubble bath. 


$29.99 at Amazon

$29.99 at Amazon

It’s as if the eco-conscious folks over at Bathing Culture found the Tree of Life, milked its redwood teat, and siphoned all that woodsy goodness into an all-over soap. Love that this comes in a 70s-style glass bottle, too. 


$35 at Bathing Culture

$35 at Bathing Culture

A classic status symbol soap for a reason. It’s earthy, silky, and aromatherapeutic AF.

$41 at Amazon
$41 at Aesop
$41 at Amazon
$41 at Aesop

Knobs… what about ‘em

Don’t have bandwidth, budget, or landlord permission to gut thine wonky cabinets? Just replace the knobs. Think of it like pieces of flair for your restroom (but in a good way); you could go with some amorphous amoeba shapes, wooden pulls, or a rhinestone knob worthy of a wonderful roadside kitsch hotel

Varying sizes for varying needs, and a little touch of gold hardware that says “There’s Aesop soap refills in here.”

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$5.29$4.76 at Etsy

$5.29$4.76 at Etsy

$19.80 at Amazon

$19.80 at Amazon

“Hi MTV, I’m ___ and welcome to my crib.”


$31.99 at Amazon

$31.99 at Amazon

Replace those ratty towels 

No more pilling. No more settling for a brown, falling-apart towel your mom bought for your freshman dorm 11 years ago just because it’s there. You deserve to not just walk out of your restroom in a Medieval serf’s rag (unless that’s your thing). Waltz out in a towel that doubles as your third to sixth outfit change of the day. You fabulous himbo-bimbo, you. 

Check out these two über plush hand towels and a matching bath mat—for our Virgos out there. 


$128$92.48 at Brooklinen

$128$92.48 at Brooklinen

Deadhead dad rock content, in towel form. 


$45$30 at Slowtide

$45$30 at Slowtide

Your vaccinated visitors will be really impressed if you have a bunch of hand towels splayed out like a fancy hotel (or just a thoughtful, clean statement towel hung on that front-and-center ring). 


$20 at Design Within Reach

$20 at Design Within Reach

Embrace your inner playboy/playgirl/playperson with a fine robe

We all have that one poly-blend Costco robe in our closets, simply because we didn’t know there was such an eclectic vault of bath and house robes online. A thin Turkish cotton robe is a warm weather must, while a thick terry cloth sitch makes our chest hair sing. 

Made from Turkish cotton and two-ply gauze, Parachute’s colorful robes are ideal for being your lightweight post-bath cocoon.


$109 at Parachute

$109 at Parachute

We love a calf-length robe so that we can splay all over the couch immediately post-shower and not traumatize our roommates.

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$94.95$84.97 at Lands' End

$94.95$84.97 at Lands' End

Turkish towels are thinner and more flannel-y than the terry cloth ones found in most of our homes, but they’ll dry you off with a silky touch (and in this case, cover up your noggin with a nice big hood).


$79.90 at Etsy

$79.90 at Etsy

Spray water on your bum (a.k.a., for love of bidets)

Bidets are the equivalent of a car spoiler for your toilet, only they actually put in the work to elevate your life by refreshing your nethers. It’s a common misconception that you need to shell out big, BIG money for a bidet as well; there’s a Niagara Falls for every budget. 

Very on sale, and very much a steamed facial for your anus. Your serotonin levels will thank you for this (and the bamboo knob would match the bamboo bath quuuuite well). 


$129$99 at Tushy

$129$99 at Tushy

Add plants (real or fake)

Putting plants in any room is kind of like hitting the “auto” effect on an iPhone photo: everything just looks more naturally invigorated. If you’re bad at keeping plants alive, order some hard-to-kill pothos, air plants, and philodendrons. If you have zero light in your bathroom, there’s zero shame in finding some forever, faux greens.

These are some leggy, leggy plants that don’t need much light and will crawl all over your mirror. 


$39 at Bloomscape

$39 at Bloomscape

This is an aquatic room, after all. Just look at this jolly bunch. 


$26.99 at Etsy

$26.99 at Etsy

We would kill a real one of these, anyways. (Also: It’s kind of rare to find a faux plant with such a choice pot.)

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$72 at The Sill

$72 at The Sill

Make your shower psychedelic with mood lighting

We don’t want to walk into restroom lighting that makes us feel like we’re about to get etherized. Everyone has been feeling that double smattering of seasonal depression and inflation-induced blues, so luckily, the land of happy lighting has been expanding to include everything from faux sunsets to app-driven smart light bulbs. 

Also fully support joining Our Divine Lady’s Cult of Sunset Lamps. Who doesn’t want to wake up feeling like the all-knowing baby in 2001: A Space Odyssey? 


$23.99$21.99 at Amazon

$23.99$21.99 at Amazon

Maybe you’re James Turrell. Maybe you’re just someone who takes Tinder dates to the MOMA.


$75 at HAY

$75 at HAY

“Alexa, dim the lights to Tom Selleck.” 


$35.99$29.99 at Amazon

$35.99$29.99 at Amazon

Just sipping on your bourbon, spinning on the neon wings of Saturn. Nothing like sitting in the bathroom to inspire a bit of poetry.


$36.99 at Etsy

$36.99 at Etsy

Sex up your shower curtain

Aside from swapping out the mildewy curtain you may have already, please note that: You can totally throw (most) shower curtains in the washing machine. 

The big graphic composition will open up your space, and mellow yellow color choice brings in just enough mood zhuz. 


$58$34.80 at Society6

$58$34.80 at Society6

It’s OK. We miss Prince, too. 


$15.99 at Amazon

$15.99 at Amazon

Linen is so inherently lowkey, a splurge on a shower curtain in the material will do a ton of work in upping environment of your whole bathroom. 


$99 at The Company Store

$99 at The Company Store

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