All of these mid-year sales should come with a little mid-year masturbation. Seriously, what better way to relieve some of that pent-up stress and start thinking clearly (post-cum clarity is a thing) than to roll out your squirt blanket, grab a vibrator and pleasure yourself.To lend a bendy hand, Aussie sex toy company Frenchie is slinging up to 50% off its entire range, so you can cum into Cancer season the right way.
Whether you want to go it alone or introduce a little extra spice in the bedroom with your lover, The Double Entendre is as flexible as your sexual needs.It has a unique bendable shape that features a smaller head at one end for internal G-spot pleasure and a larger head at the other end for clitoral stimulation — giving you double the pleasure, and double the fun!
If you’re after a little more bang for your buck, literally, the Mon Amour Bundle comes with the famous Double Entendre, the long-lasting Oh La La Love lube, and the biodegradable Oui Oui wipes. This might just be the best three-way you could ever imagine.
If you’re just in the market for some good dommys to save you from that awkward stroll through the supermarket, Frenchie is selling their deluxe Beret Condoms for $17 for a 24-pack.If all that sounds good to you, you’ll be stoked to know that you can get an additional 15% off when you use the code ‘MIDYEARLOVIN’. You can explore Frenchie’s full range here.VICE may receive a commission if you buy products through the links on our site. Read more here.
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