Steph Curry scheduled all kinds of shenanigans for his 30th birthday party Monday night. First off, the man pulled up on a yacht:
And then he was somehow being fed ribs by disembodied hands while sitting on stage as E40 performed:
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And then he invited a whole shitload of people to come up on stage to dance:
There’s even 19 minutes of this business on YouTube if you really can’t get your fill. Also, what’s Steve Kerr doing up there dancing? The man has a bad back!
But let me draw your attention to the moment of crowning glory—Klay Thompson literally getting down to the 1997 hit song about getting erections while dancing, “Too Close” by Next:
It’s a good thing that Klay’s got such a pure shooting form, because his dancing form is… hella bad.
Anyway, I hope they had fun, and have enough brain cells and non-injured limbs to play against the Lakers tomorrow. But then again: maybe playing the Lakers feels like taking a day off nowadays anyway.
UPDATE (Tuesday, 5:17pm)
Seems like they did take a day off today at least:
UPDATE (Wednesday 3:38pm)
So it turns out that there are a suspicious number of injuries after Steph’s birthday:
Alright, so maybe Klay injured his hand from this play against the Grizzlies, and not falling down while dancing like a goon:
But still. Very suspicious.
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