Wenger Out
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The message hasn't been particularly consistent in the time gone, however. The chants of "spend some fucking money" are gone, and "spend some fucking money on a defender and a defensive midfielder" is harder to find a tune for. It's become clear that, far from the need for world-class players, some other, deeper malaise is afflicting Arsenal, and it's gonna take more than Febreze to get it out.It might have started at some point in the Wenger era, but it's not certain getting rid of him will instantly exorcise the place. Looking at United, it seems obvious that Ferguson's influence went deeper than anyone thought – the psychological hold he had on his own team and opponents must have been terrifying. Wenger, so divorced from his glory days, is offering the stench of blood to the opposition and an invitation to collapse to his own players.Where to go from there, though? Jurgen Klopp is the most popular choice. And there'd be no choking in big games against rivals or losing the club's best players every year with him in charge, that's for sure.This is brilliant: Fellaini as shocked at being started on by Wilshere as everyone else — Daniel Harris (@DanielHarris)November 23, 2014
Rodgers Out
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Moyes In
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Spurs Neither In or Out
Schadenfreude In
Look, this has been a bad season so far for anyone employed to write Premier League review columns. Same shit, different weekend, again and again. And most of it's not even new to this season - Arsenal are mentally and defensively fragile? Liverpool have followed up falling just short of the title with a plane crash of a season? We're not getting much to go on here.While it might be true that you're about as likely to find a copy of Either/Or on a camgirl's wishlist than anything particularly new or insightful in this Premier League season, one clear pattern is at least emerging. More than any other, this is the season of schadenfreude. Everybody is terrible, and even Chelsea fans will have their title win dulled by the fact they knew it was all over in October. But that's not where the real fun is to be had.There will have been more than a few Manchester United fans who, indifferent to the difference between fourth and fifth, celebrated Jack Wilshere's injury more than the win, and cheered the final whistle more for Arsene Wenger's humiliation than their own success. Arsenal fans will contend themselves with the fact they will almost certainly still finish above Spurs. Everyone likes to laugh at Liverpool, but Liverpool can laugh at the fact that Martinez's Everton looked to be such a flash in the pan. And everybody can strike downwards at Harry Redknapp's likely relegation with a hugely expensive squad.The problem of course is that it's not really good viewing. United-Arsenal was once the biggest and most ferocious game on the planet, but moved through a period of grim inevitability to combining that with rank incompetence. Liverpool are funny but not fun. And Man City have to be the most boring villains ever to take flight. The season is pretty much a write-off already, and we should probably just let Swansea, Southampton and West Ham have the other top four places and have that long winter break everyone wants. If you can stomach Arsenal's inevitable late-season run of form to clinch fourth for yet another year, you've got a hardier constitution than me.@Callum_TH