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DEAR VICE - FLORIDIAN HUMPERS

Hey Vice, Just got back from an interesting trip to Florida. It was for our first US WeSC Skate tour… good times… Anyways, we came back from skating and met a couple from holland at our hotel bar in South Beach. They were nice and loved firing down Mojitos. After about an hour of chatting, the lovely couple glanced over and noticed another couple in their later 50s or so heavily fondling each other. We chuckled and went on with our push contest and stories and whatnot then I was told to look back at the "fondlers"--who were 12 feet away from us in the LOBBY of the HOTEL--and they were humping…

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Our guess is they were just a happy cuban couple having fun. We cheered them on, but were honestly kind of disgusted at the same time. They were too schlitzed to notice we were even there. Hotel management wanted to put a stop to them, but we managed to snap a few shots for proof before they finished up and wandered off… Enjoy! JIM SHUBIN


A little foreplay (read: heavy petting in lobby chair).


Whoops. Maam fell out of the chair. Boobs fell out of Maam's top.


Humping. Please note the ankles by Sanford and Son's ears. [We know you've seen this, but still.]


Humping.


Zip-up and Where are my shoes?

In the lobby of the hotel… the lobby!