It's common knowledge that if you form an airtight seal with both sets of lips and blow into a girl's vag while eating her out it'll send a breath pocket straight into her bloodstream and will kill her. But I guess that bit of information doesn't hit gay men such as the two Germans who were so turned on by their day of hard labor together that they had to come up with some lame excuse to play their kinky sex games at work. "Oh, he was super sweaty so I wanted to cool him down with this air gun," my ass. Well, not my ass. His ass. Which is now exploded from putting an air gun in there. Sad things happen when you can't control your libido, folks.
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It's common knowledge that if you form an airtight seal with both sets of lips and blow into a girl's vag while eating her out it'll send a breath pocket straight into her bloodstream and will kill her. But I guess that bit of information doesn't hit gay men such as the two Germans who were so turned on by their day of hard labor together that they had to come up with some lame excuse to play their kinky sex games at work. "Oh, he was super sweaty so I wanted to cool him down with this air gun," my ass. Well, not my ass. His ass. Which is now exploded from putting an air gun in there. Sad things happen when you can't control your libido, folks.
