You know how when it's 4 PM on a Friday afternoon and you know you're not going to get or respond to any more emails or do any more work whatsoever, you'll message your funniest friend to try and help you make it to 5 o' clock (because that's quitting time)? I have the best friend for that. Seriously. Pat is the best. I just started talking to him about this picture of a dude getting bummed by the CN Tower and then he told me that he upset his manager today, and I was like "Ha ha why?" and he tells me that he was on his clubbing-seals-is-OK rant and then he explained that seals are just swimming pinatas. That is fucking brilliant. Swimming pinatas! Great stuff.
