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NEW YORK - FILIPINO ASS-CAN

OK, so maybe you've already seen this or just read about it, but here's what's bugging us: Cebu City is like the size of Detroit—how could the identity of the ass spread to the point that the owner was "publicly humiliated" when you can't even see his face in the video? Is his taint that well-known? Also, the wrist-spray right after the can comes out was decent, but how could an entire room of doctors resist the urge to hoist up their scrubs and blasting their pits? With their mask still on? That would have been golden. Anyways, sorry for wrecking lunch.

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