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And now you know how I felt after taking a nine-hour online driving school class.
Look for more Cuba stories appearing in an upcoming issue of The Skateboard Mag and Vice and also a piece on VBS. And maybe here too. Who knows?MY DOG, BENNY THE COMEDIAN, IS ON VACATION THIS WEEK. Luckily, my driving school also inserted jokes amongst the random useless information. Here are just a few I copied… —I have one of those new subcompacts. It has an extra powerful gear for getting off gum!
—I know a fellow who put a beard on his Ford and told everybody it was a Lincoln!
—The used car salesman swore by the car. I bought it. The next day I swore too!
—A drunk is staggering down the street with one foot in the gutter and one foot on the curb. A cop stops him and says, "You're drunk!" The drunk replies, "Thank God! I thought I was crippled."CHRIS NIERATKO