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PAGING MIKE LEBOWSKI

I saw something on black holes last night that described them as tiny points in space that weigh thousands of times the mass of our sun, and whose immense gravities draw whole galaxies worth of dust, gas, light, planets and other crap into their guts, obliterating them, occasionally spewing out firey blasts of galactic fury. Mike Lebowski is the black hole of our DOs & DON'Ts section.

For everyone who isn't Mike, he's a guy who comments at least five or six times on pretty much every single DOs & DON'Ts caption we put up. For his trouble, Mike attracts more hate and derision than anyone could reasonably expect, even on a forum that slags people off for how they dress. A few recent examples:

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You get the picture. To his credit, Mikey never gets mad. He's like that kid in highschool who, when you call him out for being weird, pisses into his hand and drinks it. He just seems to absorb everything, which is why we want to talk to him. Unfortunately for us, going into our databases to find his email is difficult and (apparently) unethical. So, if you're out there Lebowski, drop us a line at this address.

Oh, and if you have any questions for him, send them through too.

ROYCE AKERS