Uh, hey guys, do you know we have a bunch of contests going on right now? Some of them are of the put-your-email-in-the-box-and-you-might-win-a-something variety, but a couple of them rely on you and your brain and you and your brain getting something done together, as buds. Like for instance, our Super Short Story Contest. Send us your stories and we'll Google you and find out what you look like. Nah, we won't do that. Hey listen. We want 500-word stories. That's so short; just go write one. We're writing right now and it's easy! Plus, as everyone knows writing will make you extremely filthy rich!The other thing is our Tidbits contest. We've received a couple of noteworthy submissions so far but frankly, we're astonished by how few. Wha happened? The Tidbit front has gotten so quiet that we can hear our own bones clattering in the cold as we all huddle around the drawing of a fireplace our intern drew to cheer us up because we don't have any heat in the office and our landlord won't return our calls. We're all bundled up wearing freaking gloves and hats and coats in the office. How do you like that? So please, send us more tidbits to keep us happy. Or send us a contractor, or a new office, or send us a landlord that will return our calls.