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LONDON - FUN LOVIN' IDIOTS

So the Fun Lovin' Criminals are playing a one-off "silent disco" at the the Royal Courts of Justice in London, where punters will listen to the music through wireless headphones. WHAT THE FUCK? What is the world coming to? Why are they hosting a wireless disco in the Law Courts? Hang on, why does a wireless disco even exist?

"Hi Adrian, what you up to this weekend? Fancy going to the silent disco? We can pick up loads of hot chicks apparently. Be a good chance for you to crack those white Havainas you've been saving all summer - they'd look so funky with that straw hat you were wearing a Tabitha's dinner party last weekend."

Sorry, but that's so fucking gay. The sound is played through the headphones and not the speakers, so you can't hear anything without the headphones. The drummer is even going to be in a fucking soundproof box. Seriously, what's the point? Do you know how fucking stupid you're gonna look dancing away to such hits as "Scooby Snacks" and "Love Unlimited" with headphones on? This also means you could take off your headphones at any point to be greeted with the sound of 650 pairs of idiots grunting and feet shuffling away to the sound of nothing. Well done, world. You disgust me more and more each day.

NOODLES AND BROTH