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AUSTRALIA - VAMPIRE LESBIANCY TEST

Stating the obvious can be hard. Like admitting you're lost. Or saying things like "yes, the dinner you burned tastes awful." Telling someone they're a lesbian vampire is also pretty hard as you can never be certain how that person feels about lesbians or indeed, the blood sucking un-dead.

In fact, you could be one yourself and go for years, centuries even, unaware, or living in denial of the truth because none of your friends have the balls to tell you. To make life easier for everyone (yet again) Vice has put a simple quiz together that should clear things up. And while it only takes about 5 minutes to do, it could explain away a lifetime of angst. You can also win some pretty juicy prizes, including a video camera from Panasonic. Take the quiz here.