
Rating: 9
EvilAngel.com/LexingtonSteele.comThis article appears in the September Issue of VICESpoiler alert: If you're new to this column you should know I rarely ever speak about the porno I'm reviewing. Over the past 15 years this has made Skinema somewhat popular with readers who have no interest in a scene-by-scene breakdown of a sex video, while also making me a bit of an annoyance to many porn companies that spend good money sending me screeners. The only reason I instated a rating system a few years ago was because a porn publicist emailed me saying, "I like what you're doing. I don't get it, but I like it. But would you at least mind putting a rating on the videos?" Every movie since has gotten a copy-and-paste rating of nine (on a scale of… ?). I think I might have changed it once when a video was beyond godawful, but other than that, it's the nine-club for everyone.
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