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Dickheads proved wrong by Doctors

The last decade's streets have been suffered the indignity of being walked all over by those sheep-skin bladders: ugg boots.

Phwoar, look at the lack of support on them!

The last decade's streets have been suffered the indignity of being walked all over by those sheep-skin bladders: ugg boots. But their supremacy is set to crumble. According to serious medical men, uggs fuck your feet up. So, not only do they look like shit worn by turds, but they're actually so shit they are loosing the battle against the pavement.

These shows are so rubbish that just standing and walking on them is proven to destroy your skeleton, turning your ankles into Richard III-lets. And while that might hand a generation of flat-footed West London wimps the perfect draft-dodging disability, it's also going to condemn them to spend their last 30-years in wheelchairs. But then who's going to be pushing them? Muggins here, with his ankle-supporting Doc Martins.