Apparently the secret service paid him a visit but they didn't seem to take him too seriously (I guess from their point of view it's just nice that he subscribes to the official version of events).The darker side of the spectrum came with the sad (and horribly, horribly ironic) story of Ervin McKinness. Poor Ervin was drink-driving through the streets of Ontario, he was with four of his boys, they were speeding and the drinks were flowing. Seeing as Erv had access to a smartphone, he decided to let the world know what a ruddy good time he was having. He decided to do this with the pop-nihilist motto "YOLO".
Ima hit president Obama with that Lee Harvey Oswald swagg
— D.League(@DestroyLeague_D) September 3, 2012
Driving tweeting sipping the cup fuck yolo I'm turning it up
— 2.7.5 Inkyy(@ink2flashyy) September 2, 2012
Jo Jo Was 16, Het Got Hit 17 Times So Dats A Bullet Fa Each Year He Was On Dis Earth Plus Da 17th 1 Which Was At His Forehead, Rest In Piss.
— Aleister Lamont®™ (@AmpDTE) September 5, 2012
Fuck A Jojo, Shorty Should Of Kept His Mouth Closed
— Lil Nate (@A_YoungNigga) September 5, 2012
I Hope His Ass Got Kidnapped, Tortured,and Rapped Den Shot In His Face
— 9/25 [40Day] (@WhizCity_40) September 5, 2012
I just stole a traffic cone.
— libby ☮ (@libbybrigwigga) September 7, 2012
I just stole two coffee mugs for my Sarahs from the cafeteria lol
— Alyssa Balducci (@LoveMeSomeLys) September 7, 2012
The search term "I just stole" turned out some gloating, but not much in the way of breakdown confessionals. I was hoping to maybe trace some of these crimes and hand in the perpetrators like a social media game Jessica Fletcher from Murder, She Wrote, but I can't really see any of these making it to court. Let's try something a little more serious.
I think I just stole a bike hahaha
— Darren H (@_WineChild) September 6, 2012
Hmm, maybe Twitter does have some dark secrets after all.Follow Clive on Twitter: @thugclive
I just shot a girl directly in the forehead with a nerf gun. I feel so bad. #whoops
— Tyler Burton (@TBEAST11) September 7, 2012