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Anywhere. As long as it’s not too crowded, I suppose. That's important.Does Jesus not like crowds?
I can't imagine he does too much after all that crucifixion and baying crowd stuff, but I think he'd look after you if you were with him. I think Jesus would have your back like that.I'd hope so.

No, he’d probably be working. Always working, that bloke.What would you do with him if he wasn't?
Buy him a drink, I reckon. He could definitely do with one.What would Jesus drink?
Probably wine. But he can make that by himself, I suppose – so maybe not wine. Maybe something a little harder to take the edge off.

Nah, it's not that – I just think he'd bring the mood down a bit.Really? He could do some of the magic tricks he does in the Bible, though, and everyone would go wild.
Yeah, that's true. Turning water to wine would be handy, especially considering alcohol at those things is so expensive now.
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Yeah, I guess so. Every day is Christmas for Jesus anyway, though.Wow, you just blew my mind. What would you buy Jesus for Christmas?
Umm, I’d get him a picture. A picture of God.That's nice.

Just to give him a bit of fun. I know he had a lot on his plate, but he always seemed very serious, didn't he? He didn't seem like much of a laugh.Do you think Jesus could break dance?
Yeah, anyone can – just watch a YouTube tutorial. He’d have to take off his sandals, though.Previously - What's the Secret to Successful Dating?