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Dear Vice, here's a picture of my cock

This guy sent us a letter proposing that he do some work for us, along with a picture of his cock.

This guy sent us a letter proposing that he do some work for us, along with a picture of his cock. Weird. Click beneath to read the letter and see the cock.

Dear Vice

Please find enclosed some of my art.

And here's my offer.

I will paint/modify/redesign the front cover of every edition of Vice this year, so by December you'll have a really nice collection of 12 original artworks. As you can see from your October edition, I have a nice touch.

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For this you can pay me £50 a month.

I've also enclosed a few extras from my foundry show, on at the moment, hope you enjoy.

There's a series of 50 on the main wall.

If you don't want to collect the monthly editions, please send me a quick text saying no thanks and i'll pick the example copy up. Or you can just send it back to the above address. If you do want to collect, you can keep the October edition as a bonus thank you.

You can keep the picture of my cock either way.

Many thanks

I like your magazine.

Yours truly,

Bird River Lovegod (yes that is my real name)

PS MY Canadian friend remembers when you started Vice as a porn mag review. Well done.

Hmmm. We don’t want to pay you £50 a month for a year for spraying stencil-art on our covers and we don’t want you to come and attack us with your cock. So, we’re going to post you the mag back. Thanks anyway and good luck with the controversial art.