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Herman CainThis “Bad Lip Reading” video of Herman Cain appears satirical, but these remarks were made in earnest. Cain gained access to a C.I.A. database sometime after the collapse of his “Godfather Pizza” chain. Though they seem absurd and cryptic, the statements expressed in this video were part of an intricate code that would be revealed in three more videos, and if viewed in sequence, would activate a frequency that would cause a document containing every US military and government secret to appear on the desktop of every working computer on the planet. Cain’s departure from the 2012 presidential race was largely attributed to negative publicity from sexual allegations against him. This cover-up story was invented by special C.I.A. “clean-up agents” who saw the disastrous potential of Cain’s video warning to “watch out for these spiders; big potato moths, big potato moths,” and his revelation of a long-kept secret program to feed orange thread to people who buy Coke and macaroni salad.Previously - ShrimpTalk with OkCupid@meganboyle
