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Cables from Kabul - Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

We recently left Kabul and are currently making the long journey back home. Now that we've cleared Afghan airspace and traveled beyond the grasp of the Afghan secret police, there are a few things we'd like to get off our chests.

We recently left Kabul and are currently making the long journey back home. Now that we've cleared Afghan airspace and traveled beyond the grasp of the Afghan secret police, there are a few things we'd like to get off our chests.

IT'S ALL LIES

A lot of things happen in Afghanistan that Western citizens never hear about. The police block bomb scenes, leak bogus statistics, and threaten to arrest journalists who snoop. On the 30th of June, a bomb was dropped off in a picnic basket at the Ministry for Transport. It killed about 12 policemen. We know because we drove past, jumped out to take a picture, and were threatened with arrest. We were forced back inside our cab, but thankfully the taxi drivers filled us in on the rest of the details over the course of the day.

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Deaths of internationals get reported, but if it's just another local policeman they try to sweep it under the old Afghan rug. The NDS (National Directorate of Security, Afghanistan's aforementioned secret police) intimidate journalists into false reporting, and if you were a journalist living and working here you would be intimidated. Everyone's afraid of the NDS.

THE TALIBAN AREN'T SO MEAN

The world would be a better place without them, but the Taliban have taken the rap for a lot of things they haven't done in Afghanistan. On the 27th of June they got the blame for car-bombing a hospital in the Logar Province that killed 38 people. Maybe they did, but locals in Kabul have a point when they say it doesn't make sense for the Taliban to bomb a hospital that they use themselves.

As for the death of Karzai's brother, a lot of people think it was the Mujahideen rather than the Taliban who got him. But the powers that be don't want you to believe that Afghanistan is completely splintered into opposing militia, tribes, and armies. It's convenient for the government and the US to blame the Taliban for anything that goes pop in Afghanistan. There are an awful lot of hearts and minds at stake.

The Taliban at least could keep a handle on the traffic here. Today's traffic police are about as good at marshalling traffic as the street dogs.


A poster of President Karzai hangs at Ghazi Stadium, where the Taliban used to host public executions

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KARZAI GETS HIGH

Yeah, even the goats on the street know this one. The president of Afghanistan is a pothead. It might just be an after dinner toke once in a while, but nonetheless, everyone in Kabul says that Karzai smokes hash.

Dear hippies who claim that it would be amazing if the world's leaders all got stoned together—this man is a perfect example of how bad it would be if they really did.

Thanks for reading.

WORDS: CONOR CREIGHTON
PHOTOS: HENRY LANGSTON

Previously:

RECUERDOS DE KABUL

WATCH: Cables from Kabul.