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Getting ready for a date can induce anxiety, like driving, or seeing a mariachi band approach your table at a restaurant. The thing you have to remember is that, contrary to popular belief, you CAN make another first impression. See, throughout the course of this potential relationship your personality will most likely change to suit his needs. That means, he’ll get to know a different “you” at least 30 times over the course of whatever little time this fleeting romance has in store. So leave those worries and pride at home and remember to just have fun. With these cool tips you’ll go from cold feet to a crotch meet ‘n’ greet.
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There’s a lot of things that go into deciding how to get ready for a first date: What to wear, what cologne to choose, how much you’re going to mention that your grandparents were probably Nazis, etc. When dressing yourself, keep in mind that you don’t dress for the job you have, you dress for the job you want! Are you interested in someday getting married? Wear a tux to dinner! Or if you’re interested in just having sex, try a bathrobe with one of those elephant thongs where your dick goes in the trunk! But the main thing dudes need to keep in mind on a first date is: Ladies love an assertive man. So B- E- Aggressive! Here’s some tips on how to show that lady who’s playing Tony Danza in this “Who’s the Boss” scenario:
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