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BUY JOHNNY RYAN'S WALKING DEAD PRINTS

Johnny Ryan

Johnny Ryan made a poster to help promote

The Walking Dead

, a TV show about zombies based on a comic. That's real fucking noble. I'm sure this TV show needs the help. And these posters… these could be any zombies! Nothing about them is different from any other zombies ever except for the ones from

Return of the Living Dead

and the ones from

Resident Evil

. And except that they're drawn

real

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nice. Anyway, I asked Johnny about his contributions to this series, which would make a charming addition to your home or plywood lean-to, and/or a winning gift option for that member of the family who's into stuff. It did not go well.

Vice: So how'd you get hooked up with this project? Are you a fan of the Walking Dead comic? Johnny Ryan:

The guys at this comic store in LA called Secret Headquarters asked me to do it. I think they had some kind of promotional thing worked out with the

Walking Dead

people. The comic is fantastic. I think I read the first 10 collections in just a few days. It's very exciting.

So you made a silkscreen poster to promote a TV show? How much trouble are they in that this is how they're promoting their shit?

I have no idea. How the fuck would I know? You're a horrible interviewer.

Who else drew posters for this? Can I buy one online? Or can I just have one?

Me, Lisa Hanawalt,

Jordan Crane

, and

Jon Vermilyea

. You can buy them at

walkingdeadprints.bigcartel.com

. Lisa has one that her dog menstruated on that she said you can have for 3% off.

Lisa Hanawalt

Don't you think the idea of selling signed silkscreens is a mean trick? Why not just sell signed Xeroxes?

When you shaved off your ridiculous circus mustache you must have accidentally shaved off the front part of your brain.

How's LA? Do you ever feel like you don't have a partner? Do you ever feel like your only friend is the city you live in?

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Do you ever feel like you suck shit?

If you could eat anyone who would you eat?

Miss Piggy

Would you call us friends? I seem to interview you at least once a year. Would it be fair to recognize me as your biographer?

We're best friends. Now give me $50.

You got anything else you want to try to sell me, you fucking huckster whore sellout?

Nope. That's it. Now it's time to pull out and spray jizz all over this fucking interview's tits. NICHOLAS GAZIN

You can watch

Walking Dead

on your television this weekend.