Someone decided to really crank up the Gronk today by surrounding him with energy drink reps and a bunch of gasoline-torching vehicles. It was all a bit too much for his fluorescent libido to handle, so he went straight into the Gronkiest thing he possibly could say to a nearby female human being, “Ashley, hey, what’s your favorite speed limit out there? I hope it’s around 70 or something.” He wanted her to say 69. She didn’t.

But after ‘Monster girl’ Ashley said, “I am hardcore—I like to go as fast as possible,” the Gronk was pleased and muttered “Ooh, I like that answer.” You sure are a creepy old dude in the making/creepy current young dude, Gronk.