This weekend, we saw a grown-ass man—a coach, a sculptor of men—eating a novelty ice cream bar on the sidelines of his game in the frigid snow. It was truly a great weekend and you should rethink every single life choice you've made if you missed it. We can't go on that journey with you, but we can get you caught up to speed on everything you missed. Let's go.Minnesota Coach Eats Ice Cream Bar
Like we said, this happened, proving you are never too old, or too cold, for ice cream.
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It's a bit involved to fully get into here, but that's the field goal holder scrambling on the field for a last-second attempt. The snap is botched and he's got seconds to go from goat to hero. He pulls off a miracle to win the game as time expires.Scotland Score on Beautiful Set Piece
I mean, just look at this, it's lovely. Shaun Maloney, the guy who bent that ball in off the post, told reporters that they practice that play in training, but it's never worked quite as well before.A Man Pooped Himself
It happens.Deon Bush Ends Half With Sweet Interception
Deon Bush had every right to be pleased with himself after a great leaping interception to effectively end the half and keep Florida State from cutting into the lead. The Seminoles would eventually come back to win, as they have made an annoying habit of doing, but Bush delayed the inevitable when he played ballhawk on a deep Jameis Winston throw.Odell Beckham, Jr. Checks in With His Weekly Highlight-Reel Catch
Lucky for the Giants, they play in the same city as the hapless Jets, so their miserable season has flown under the radar for the most part. Also lucky for the Giants, they have Odell Beckham, who seems poised to fill the role of Eli's just-throw-it-close-and-he'll-catch-it guy.J.J. Watt Keeps Scoring
J.J. Watt now has two receiving touchdowns and four total for the year. That is a lot of touchdowns for a defensive end. His most recent score came against the Browns and if you didn't know Watt was a DE, you still wouldn't after watching this.
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Sanders took a brutal hit from Rodney McLeod after laying out for an overthrown pass from Peyton Manning. His body moves in all sorts of unnatural ways after absorbing the hit, and he remained on the ground for a while. Denver trainers eventually helped him to the locker room. He did not return and the Broncos later confirmed he suffered a concussion.Greedy Saints Fan Steals Ball
He didn't just steal the ball from the Bengals fan, he gave her an elbow to the face as he muscled it away from her. Poor form, Saints fan!