When packing your bag for a summer camping music festival, there are a few essential items you must have for guaranteed survival. Sunscreen? Check. Baby wipes? Better have. Peppermint essential oils and a bushel of Salvia Officinalis (that's sage for the botanically uneducated). Done. But in the culture of music festivals in 2015, there's another item that's become a widespread staple. Without it, your festie-future may be as untenable as the mind of a wook.
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Obviously, we speak of the totem.From rave-outs like EDC to farmy extravaganzas like Bonnaroo, totems are ubiquitous. This year at Electric Forest in Rothbury, Michigan, you couldn't walk two paces across the grass without gazing upon some bizarre, hilarious, and sometimes—impressively creative totem raised above you.Like the music and crowd at the festival this year, the totem-vibe shifted this year in the Forest, with a new focus mainly pertaining to obsession with dicks, butts, dick-butts, Bassnectar, memes, and free gifts. I.E—hugs, high-fives, snacks, and even otherworldly advice.Like year's past, we hit the woods for some hunting. Here's what we brought home for dinner:
"I just love Peter Pan!"
THUMP: What do you have?
THUMP: Why do you love totems?
THUMP: Do you actually have?
THUMP: So, any calls?