This week has been horrifying, what between the ongoing Boston bombing saga, the most absurd "fuck you nature" story in ages, exploding fertilizer, that ricin that was mailed to Obama, and who knows what else. Everyone that's been locked into Twitter and blogging hard for the last 100 hours could use a goddamn break, I say. A fucking deep breath is needed right about now, as we all know next week will bring a monumental shitwave of incorrigible thinkpieces discussing whether or not our nation's inability to enact even the most basic gun control is to blame here (or the opposite, as Ann Coulter is already saying) and whether or not we should simply blanket the entire country in surveillance cameras with Reaper-equipped Predator drones circling 24/7 to keep us safe. (I do eagerly await hearing the argument over whether or not putting the city of Boston in a military lockdown is legal.)But now, let's all just chill for one minute and two seconds. Sneezing cats, folks. It's like railing Xanax.@derektmead