“Red Band” means it probably has a boob or two in it, so don’t watch this while you’re babysitting or working at a bank. Or, you know, do watch it and get fired. You’ll be happier and have more time to do whatever it is you really love to do. Unless you feel that working at a bank or babysitting is in fact your true calling in life. If that’s the case, and you get fired for watching this, uh, sorry. You could always apply to work here at VICE. Looks like we need a new junior systems administrator. If you know what those words mean you have a pretty decent chance of being hired probably. Hey look, Cinnabon’s always hiring. Just watch the trailer, you’ll be fine.