How to Treat Weed Dealers, According to a Weed Dealer

Sometimes picking up from a weed dealer feels more like hanging out with a friend than conducting a transaction, but there are plenty of opportunities for things to get weird. Pestering your hookup about an ETA, asking for a bargain, and canceling an order-last minute are obvious taboos—but not every wrong move is that clear cut.

We met up with a weed dealer to hear what to do—and what to avoid—when it comes to buying pot. With a few simple tips straight from the source, you can make sure you never find yourself pissing off the person who gets you stoned.