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Iowa Wrestler Wins Big Ten Championship, Just Wants to Talk About His Mullet

Iowa junior wrestler Sammy Brooks defeated Nebraska’s T.J. Dudley for the Big Ten Championship in the 184 pound weight class on Sunday. After the match, a very sweaty and panting Brooks appeared on the Big Ten Network for a brief interview with Shane Sparks, in which he talked a big game about his hairdo.

When Sparks asked about the atmosphere during the match, Brooks gave all the glory to the mullet:

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Yeah I mean it did get loud in here. I think these fans just respond really well to a good haircut, so that’s what I was working on coming in here, making sure I had it fluffed and feathered the right way, and I think the fans saw my hard work.

Poor Sparks tried to get the interview back on the rails with a question about consistency and trust, but Brooks was undeterred. “I gain trust every time my hair grows a little more and a little more.” It’s tough to get a good look at the mullet in this interview, so here’s a better view. That’s Brooks on the left:

Whatever your thoughts on the reemergence of the mullet—strangely coinciding with the return of the previously mulleted Jesse Cochrane/Katsopolis—his parting shot, is something that simply cannot be denied: “It’s a process, you can’t grow a great mullet in a day, can’t win a Big Ten title in a day.”

h/t Reddit

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