Presidential election coverage—the whole season—twists the intricate threads of the human mind into a Gordian knot of unworkable frustration. It’s almost as if every four years the hardened, brittle finger of a monkey’s paw is bent palmwards, activating a bitter wish to empower human animals to reduce massively complex issues into tweets and/or status updates; for the television to flicker its pointless minutia, which shrinks the pupils of our whelmed and weary eyes, while what’s left of Ben Franklin’s skeleton spins furiously somewhere six feet below Christ Church Burial Ground.

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